FFXIII was shown running on a 360 and has been given a launch date which is only a year away (which is goof for Squeenix and their policy of holding onto games until they're prised from the cold dead claws of their lizard like ancestors).
Their big thin is called "Project Natal". It's like a more complex eyetoy with a shit name. People will probably go mental for it because it looks like something you couldn't possibly craft a decent game for, like the Wii and those ridiculous plastic instruments.
Of course nutjob Molyneux has his own braindead ideas about what to do with Natal. Apparently what the industry is crying out for is a small boy simulator, where we can talk to the little boy and give him bits of paper. Molyneux seems veru excited about this, but then again it probably just mirrors the massive grin he wears whilst liberally applying his own feces to local schools each morning.
Finally, the decent one. It's METAL FUCKING GEAR FUCKING SOLID THREE FUCKING SIXTY. It's not confirmed as exclusive and might have snake in it. Wicked.
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