Lego Rock Band

Ladies and gentlemen, it's the fucking stupidest thing in the world. It's branding and franchise worship coming to it's natural conclusion: A fucking inter IP gang bang resulting in this retarded shit.

Publisher #1: Hey people like lego, the lego games sell well and prove that there's a market for games aimed at retards who can't play proper games.

Publisher #2: You mean kids?

Publisher #1: Yeah, that's what we'll say, it's for kids. And people love rock band because they're too retarded to play real instruments.

Publisher #2: And, whilst it's not much easier than playing a real instrument and in the time you have to invest to be good at it you could learn to play a real instrument, in this the results are instant.

Publisher #1: Those retards will fucking love this. I've got another idea by the way.

Publisher #2: Yeah?

Publisher #1: Yeah, it's like FIFA, but we let people vote for who wins and the loser gets Swine Flu from princess Diana.

Publisher #2: That's fucking genius, it's even better than when you wrote and directed Blade 2.



Fucking retarded.