Superman's allegiance with satan

I can't extoll the virtues of Superdickery enough, as far as I'm concerned it's the funniest website of all time. However, a disturbing trend has become apparent to me upon browsing their archives recently.

What begins with dressing up as satan, quickly seems to progress to "accidentally" getting turned into something which looks a lot like satan.

Then Lois get's involved, signing deals with satan and, eventually, marrying him.

All of which seems to inexorably lead to what we see below, the route cause of Superman being, in general, a massive bastard: